Apr 052012
 

By Michael

Have you always suspected that you’re a psychopath? A short questionnaire will tell you all you need to know.

1. Ants are:

(a) Fascinating social insects belonging to the Formicidae family

(b) Capable of carrying six times their own weight but no where to be found when you’re looking for help moving the living room furniture

(c) Tastier than Jiffy Pop when cooked with a magnifying glass

2. Children are:

(a) God’s gift to the world

(b) Funny little things that vomit when spun

(c) Tastier than Jiffy Pop when cooked with a magnifying glass

3. Adults are:

(a) The caretakers of the world

(b) Overrated

(c) Not nearly as tasty as ants and children

4. Psychopaths are:

(a) Manipulative, shameless, conning trolls

(b) Callous, dangerous, controlling monsters

(c) The best dinner guests